Macbeth

Macbeth....Macbeth.....Macbeth! Where out thou Siward? None but women born shall slay thee. I will take a pound of flesh from Duncan and wash my hands in Neptune's whole pristine ocean... Peace ,thou charm's wound up.

The Scottish Tragic events
In this play be Will Shakespere, Macbeth is a Scot who with his sidekick Banquo tumble upon three schoolgirls with fake facial hair preforming a skit in which they pretend their witches. Believing their predicton to be true,Mrs. Macbeth bosses her husband to kill King Duncan. There rest is like something out of Bavarian History,Macbeth kills Banquo while drunk. He is haunted by him and Duncan at a banquet.He runs to the schoolgirls who teasing him tell him he's invincable. Meanwhile victims of Mrs. Macbeth,Macduff and Siward raise up an army led by McDonald,MacEdwin,McJaques,and the local ayslem prisoners. Mrs. Macbeth starts having nightmares and imagines blood is in her tea. Doctors treat her ,but decide that Macbeth will kill them if they reveal her insainty.The girls set up puppet show featuring Banquo's sons. The army of Mcs and Macs chops down a forest and carry around trees in hope of recuiting Greenpeace members. They arrive and storm the castle. Macduff kills Macbeth,while McDonald,MacEdwin,McJaques,and insane men dance around his skull. Siward dances with himself in celebration.

Public Responce
The audience at the first preformance jumped around mimicing the actors's lack of Scotish accents. Scotlaners believed the play as "offensicely taking advantage of us." Historians such as John Smith (disambiguation) trace all great works of art such as The Dirty Dozen (film) to Macbeth.