Bavaria

Bavaria is best known for the Illuminati headquarters located in it. Noted Bavarians include Beethoven and Wagner.

The Geography and History of an insignifacant German state
Bavaria is German state...It was headed by a King. Its landscape was like something out of a 1930's horror movie with lots of mad scientists conspiring to destory their enemies life essence for Vlad the Impaler  invent the automobile before Henry Ford did. The reason for this seductivley lovely mood was the invasion of Transylvanian knights in the good old days when vampires existed after the days of Roman Empire. After the invasion, the Transylvanians forced the Bavarians to design contraptions AKA doomsday devices for their king preforme duties such as bowing towards Vlad the Impaler which made their empire look cool. For 500 years all was well with the Bavarian scientific community,but in the end barabarian hordes consiting of French,German, and Transylvanian other warlods. They atetempted to activate their doomsday device managed to hold off the invaders until a certain Otto Van Bismark proposed that if he stoped attacking,they would design Doomsday devices certain Prussian milltary equitment. This is why they invented posion gas, U-Boats. and the doomsday device known as BEETHOVEN'S ODE TO JOY which would annoy thousands of listners for generations. This frustrated the British people's attempt to occupy Bavaria,but the invention of the Sopwith Doghouse.countered this. During WW2, American bombers bombed the atoms out of Bavaria,but jammers playing Ode to Joy convinced them to reconstruct their contenital plate when your grandparents were sleeping.

. this was written by a 13 year old my kid brother... wow!