History for Idiots

These definitive volumes of human history written by a little girl who read a history book are widely considered the best written book on the history of mankind in the greater tri-state area. [citation needed]. Filled with the life, loves, and Personal views that we never needed to know. Filled with interesting knowledge as these quotes, its sure to leave you heartfelt and all lovey dovey for about ten seconds after you open the book

"Cleopatra was the first modern day whore."

- Ancient Egyptian Culture.

"Truth be told, my penis size is larger than Napoleans height."

- Napoleonic Wars.

"JFK, in a bid to bring the citizens of Germany together, took the stand to say "I am a berliner.", when, in actuality, he said, I am a Jelly Doughnut.". Man, we need better translators in the USA. Then again, they could have said that just to make fun of him. Damn, they must have felt bad when he was assassinated."

- Cold War Era History.

Warning: Information may not be exactly historically accurate if theres a chance to make fun of history. Just ask the 1860s stripper Jill Wilkes Booth!

Chapters

 * History for Idiots: Introduction
 * History for Idiots: Chapter 1