Robin Hood

"Я социалист, кто ненавидит котят и влечения к фотографии Сталина!''"

- Robin Hood

Robin Hood was Che Guevara before Che Guevara was Che Guevara. Except he didn't lead a guerrilla army which slaughtered thousands of people. No, all Robin Hood really did was gather a bunch of hobos and give them bows and arrows. They then went on to somewhat annoy the dastardly Duke of Nottingham and his dastardly group of dastardly dastards, using flowery vocabulary all the while. Oh yeah, and did we mention he was a socialist? Yeah. All that "robbing from the rich and giving to the poor" stuff makes Lenin dance a merry jig in his grave. Thanks a lot, comrade.