Seneca the younger

Seneca was a Roman Stand-up philosopher after the death of Mark Anthony. He is recalled for his outrageous statements such as The emperor hasn't lost his mind yet because he still recognizes half the senators are woman."

Life and Death of the Wisest Fool of all time
Seneca was the son of Seneca the elder in Hispana. It is belived that his attributes are inherited from his father though they became more amplified for each generation. (One of Seneca the elder's grandsons was devovted with rhyming the words sliver and orange.) He is reported to have wandered across the Roman Empire in search of the Oracle of Delphi at the age of sixteen. Strangely enough Seneca didn't realize that the Oracle of Delphi was in Delphi causing his near death in Memphis, Egypt when he caught a cold. ( Yes it is possible to catch a cold in Egypt if you're named Seneca) After about two months of being in a hospital, he found out he was in Memphis not Delphi. ,his informant was a Stotic who wisely kidnapped Seneca who possibly could have been executed by Egyptian priests for mistaking their city for Delphi. His kidnapper took him to a Roman School. For at least twenty five years ,Seneca was rewarded for his lack of emotions. The Stotic philosophies equate emotions with stupidity causing Seneca to become a downer. Thankfully humor isn't emotion, and Seneca channeled his emotions into humor. Soon Seneca ran for high office. His oppositon was totaly dumbfounded how to react to Seneca's slogan "I don't have anything to say about slogans. Slogans appeal to the downtrodden people's emotions. However I will not mess with your emotions." During his term of office as "Top Jester/Joker/ Wise Cracking Policy Maker", the emperor Caligula got angry at him went Seneca when he commented "You don't know what the Arabian Emperor is ? Your powers are observation are smaller then a crumb of goat cheese being digested in your small intestine. Cailigula banished him to the islands of doom... In his later years he babysat a nobleman's son named Nero. Seneca's attempts to make Nero musiclly talented left Nero only truely comfortable fiddling. When Seneca pointed out that as emperor he shouldn't fiddle all the time, Nero had him executed...