British people

British Culture
The British enjoy tea so much they dedicated an entire meal to the sipping of tea. They also are fond of Shakesperan Monologes so much one of sixteen pages in a nespaper has one occasionly mentioning Shakespere and other writers such as Dickens whose lampooning of the French is so memorable, that his work is read for a self-esstem exercise. English/Welsh/Scots are known for the love of the tune "God save the king prime minster" and enjoy fox-hunting,kindey eating,and playing cricket as to prove that they are still dominant in at least one field. Another noted British trait is saying "Bah Humbug!" == History of this superior race ethnic group == The English Knights after defeating the Welsh and the Scots,began sending ships to India,America, Australia,and Asia. After seeing Macbeth,the Londoners devolped a very diverse cultureFinding the locals green with envy impressed with their rifles, exploarers such as John Smith 1602 loaned them this invention for seventeen acres per gun. However the locals learned how to channel their anger at the British with these weapons soon after British settlers arrived ,there were conflicts with locals and documents such as The Declaration of Independence were written. This open rebellion minor uprising did not led to the decline of British power.

Realizing the potential for rebels such as Robin Hood and Thomas Jefferson, the British raised up an unnumberable amount of redcoats. Meanwhile rival kingdoms such as Bavaria led to the invention of the machine gun. After a dispute over German agression, the British trimphantly marched all the way to Berlin without a single redcost dying led by Lord Flasheart and Snoopy without an ounce of American help. The local frustrated with their lack of Scotish accents took to killing Frenchmen. A club consiting of these Germans was called the SS. This time Germans overran the entire land except British territory and minor nations.Bombs blew up everything in shight,while British leaders in bunkers boasted of their clear ability to march to Berlin with in a year encouraged the Royal Air Force to kill the bombers. Berlin was again destroyed, and today the British are as powerful as ever leading a colation of free people.