The Beginning

In The Beginning there was the egg. Just had to get that out there. Sorry to all you chicken lover fans, but...the egg came first. And tomatoes are fruits, not vegtables.

Why the egg came first
Do I really have to write a whole article on this? Cause I said so! Thats your answer. Go home.

No Really?
Jesus. You're not going home?

No
Fine. The egg came first because first there was the ancestor of the chicken, the Chickensaruas or something like that. And the Chickendactyl layed and egg and there was a mutation. The Chickenoraptor farted on the egg or something. And then the chicken was born! A Chickenatops gave birth to a chicken! Scientists were amazed!

What Scientists?
Profesor Oog was the leader of the study of the chicken egg. He had many assistants, including the Ugg brothers who later helped disover the use of the primitive condom.