Dire Wolf

Dire Wolves were the ancestors of Snoopy. They periodically could eat a mastodon.

Biology
The Dire Wolf was about the size of a canine with fangs the size of a mastodon. They were sometimes brownish,sometimes striped,sometimes red, sometimes gray,sometimes purple with pink highlights and polka dots in the back black with hints of blood. They hunted in packs in which the Alpha was determined by how many times he was stroked by cavemen was chosen by his strength and endurance. In these packs they hunted saber-tooth tigers resulting in the modern cat-dog fights  elk the size of houses,mastodon that were larger then elk, naughty cave-childre  n who were tossed into the tar pits and ground sloths the size of mountain ranges because they were slothful. Many legends were stemmed by occasions in which a wolf wound up in a woman's bathrobe. (The reason being the lady was stroking its fangs over and over again telling it its teeth were shiny. The wolf demonstrated the usage of them resulting in a bloody incident. )

Thoughts and Results
One of the dire wolves desires was to be loved. This was due to the stroking of Alpha males food scraps left behind by humans. Another aspect of their normal actions was stupidity. Examples include jumping into tar pits,barking at mastodons, and killing off large animals.