King

History of the Imperial Methood of Governing
Kings came about 7531785 years after The Beginning with the advent of Zeus Worship and the expansion of the Roman Empire. Julius Caesar was one of the first kings of the Roman Empire, and introduced the concept of having servants such as Juan Herrero. IThis was so because Thomas Jefferson/Alexander Hamilton style democracy had largely falled after a series of civil wars and bloody murders town hall meetings in Rome. Kingship was determined such traits as arrogant manner, the possesion of wigs/fancy hats, blond hair ,and dispoporitnate facial hair. Many of the kings were taken advantage of by the Illuminati in France and Russia leading to civil wars and bloody murders palace hall meetings in which the King's buddies inculding the Russian and French equivlants of the Blackadder family would explaing the purpose of royal privlage citing kingly traits. This largely failed leading to civil wars and bloody murders a peaceful transiton of power. The British people still have a king partly due to the invention of Sopwith Doghouses to the naturaly superior traits of Britons. This is also due to lack of kingly power, and the philosopy of "Do unto revolutionaries, as they would do unto you". This is also known as "Kings know best" ideaolgy and " The absence of power except tea-drinking rights". The pressence of both of these,led to a unnaturaly peaceful goverment free of civil wars and bloody murders politcal malcontent except when the king believes himself to be the state.