Zeus

Zeus was a Greek God from Mount Olympus. He was the pimp of the godly world, much to the ire of his wife, Hera. Who, it may be important to mention was  hi  s sister. He had relations with many women, both goddess and mortal, and even had a baby on his own.

History
Zeus was the result of several generations of incest and he just continued that stream of webbed feet and one-eyed mutant children until it eventually culminated in his grandson Hermaphroditus. I'm not kidding. He was the son of Cronus, the result of yet another incestuous relationship, and his incest born sister, Rhea. Cronus was not a very nice father, he ate all of his children and sucked their soft nougat cores to sustain himself and protect himself from a prophesy rendered by a woman who was choking of fumes and being interpereted by a priest who said that his son would destroy his world and end the Titans' rule. But of course Zeus did not want to be eaten by his father so he killed him, causing him to puke up all of his incest born children. Zeus proceded to take over Mount Olympus and, as aforementioned, married his sister.

Despite this, Zeus slept around. A lot. Almost everyday. He took different forms, such as a goose or other kinds of animals, to please different people. These people consented not knowing he was a god. This, obviously lead him to have children in almost all of his relationships. The only one that didn't bear children was one with Ganymede, cup-bearer of the gods (yes, that cup). Zeus kidnapped Ganymede, a little boy, in the form of a predatory bird and raised him to the heavens. There he, without consent, inserted a package into Gany's outbox which made Gany immortal. It made him stay a little boy. While Zeus persued an intimate relationship with the boy.

Bastards
His most prominent child, Hercules, was contrary to popular belief spurred by a Disney movie that wanted to avoid the adultary theme, was actually with a mortal woman. He had a twin brother whom no one knows, and he killed two snakes from Hell the day he was born. He grew up, and he eventually married a girl named Meg and they had some kiddies.In a demonic-induced rage one night, he killed them all. In penance, he embared on a quest to which became known as his "labors." He killed a bunch of guys, held up the sky for a night, while Atlas went to get a "playmate." This culminated hin his redemption. Duh, its a kid's movie. And they all lived happily ever after. Except his wife and kids.

Another of his bastard children was Helen. Helen of Troy fame. She was a whiney bitch that resulted from her mother having relations with Zeus's goose form, which a man named Leonardo da Vinchi decided to paint one day. She started a whole was that lasted several decades and involved many other whiney male bitches who nobody gives a fuck about.