Mein Kampf

Adolf Hitler was a troubled man. He had gone through so much in his life.... just so much....

Well, while in prison, his Psychiatrist, who was later found dead at the bottom of a Bavarian river, suggested that he write a diary of the struggles of his life. This resulted in Mein Kampf, or, "My struggle", but would more commonly be known as "Adolf Hitler's Diary of Woe."

Contents

 * Introduction
 * Volume I: A sad life for Addy
 * Chapter 1: My Father beat me
 * Chapter 2: I never won the noodle art award I rightfully earned
 * Chapter 3: Fighting in the Great War, and being treated like a retard
 * Chapter 4: Government; thinking of you...
 * Chapter 5: ADDY'S DAY OUT!!!
 * Chapter 6: The God Damn News sucks.
 * Chapter 7: Addy strikes back.
 * Chapter 8: Making the government pay.
 * Chapter 9: Those whiny workers.
 * Chapter 10: They insult me, and I will kill them for it.
 * Chapter 11: Germany is teh schiesse!
 * Chapter 12: Me and the NAZIs.


 * Volume II: ADDY'S ON THE RISE!!!
 * Chapter 1: We hate Jews. Don't you?
 * Chapter 2: Germany has the right to the worlds lunch money. All of it.
 * Chapter 3: The people under me; Crush or enlist by force?
 * Chapter 4: Grr... People who make Addy mad!
 * Chapter 5: WE WILL KILL THOSE BASTARDS THAT TOOK MY NOODLE TROPHY!
 * Chapter 6: Convincing the weak to follow the strong!
 * Chapter 7: Stalin is being mean to me.....
 * Chapter 8: I'm the schiesse!
 * Chapter 9: Are we the baddies? Study of mein Stormies.
 * Chapter 10: Note to self, stop insulting Rommel or he'll kill me....
 * Chapter 11: Making the news stop making fun of me!
 * Chapter 12: Kill trade, make self richer.
 * Chapter 13:German alliances after the w.... Who am I kidding? ETERNAL WAR!  ETERNAL CHAOS!
 * Chapter 14: The British after the war: Petty slaves or tea sellers?
 * Chapter 15: Why I will kill you all!
 * Conclusion: Addy is the schiesse. You will obey Addy.  If you don't, its of to the concentration camps.  Or I'll make you meat for my dogs.  Or I'll throw you in a trench with an explosive on your back.  Or even worse:  I'll throw you in with the Commies!  Heil me!
 * Index: The unknown thing about Adolf Hitler's story is that he started to write of his comeback right before the Battle of the bulge. When Easy Company found it, they ripped it up and set it on fire.  The final remark of the unpublished version of his book, says just this.
 * "Adolf Hitler was an evil sonuva bitch. He was a fucking bastard child that hated his ma and pa and whined like a bitch.  The world is better without this faggot.  I have only one more thing to say..."

Immediately after this was said, their is scribbling on the burnt pages of a man with a long nose looking over a wall, and says "Killroy was here".