German

Germans are natives of Germany,but the history of that nation will be disscussed in this article. Noted Germans include Bismark, Beethoven,Wagner,and the infamous author of Mein Kampf.

History
Prior to the fall of the Roman Empire, the area reffered to as Germany was populated with dragons, mystical creatures,and Siegrfied tribesmen. These tribesmen gathered in bonfires and were eventuraly organized into kingdoms like Schwig-Holstein,Westphalia,Prussia,and of course Bavaria. This areas constantly had conflicts over ,which was hidden in some cave north of Schwig-Holstein. When Prussian Knight, Ludwig of Berlin pointed this out,the states finaly had peace. The wear and tear of history such as religous upheval, French invasion,and the discovery of gunpowder by Marco Polo led to further disputes between Bavaria,Prussia,and Westphalia. French invasion led to the weakening of Westphalia.Bavaria and Prussia emerged as victors.Both Bavarian and Prussian madmen scientists bulit doomsday devices in case of attack artwork to impress other peoples. Bismark united other German states and annexed Bavaria by massive bombardment by Realpolik and tricky treaties. The Germans were under two kings ,the Purssian and Bavarians. Prussia was devastated by Sopwith Doghouses in WW1. Adolf took advantage of his supposed possesion of Siegfried's noodle art of the German's lack of esteem,and killed Jews when they pointed out he didn't have Siegfried's noodles when they attempted to intergate with other Germans. This time both Prussia and Bavaria were bombed so much the land was spilt in half. American aid reconsturcated their connetinatal plate. One half of Germany was dominted by Russians,and the other was American until very recently.