The End

In The End you died. Your girlfriend died. Your whore died. Your whore's pimp daddy died. Dr. Strangelove died. In The End only the egg lived on. Because the egg came first and so it lives on while the chicken died. The chicken's pimp daddy died. Which is sad because the chicken's pimp daddy was a close friend of the egg.

How It Ended
It ended slowly. Actually it ended badly. And kind of fast. Joe Biden was ripping a whole in the ozone layer by blabbing national security secrets on international television when he let a real bad one rip. It wasn't silent, but it was deadly for sure. In fact it killed 3,000 people in the crowd. Then it killed 15 million people in the tri-state area and it spread and pretty much killed the rest of the western hemisphere. Then the loud and deadly spread across the ocean and wiped out Europe and Africa. Next Asia and the Middle East. Finally Indonesia and Australia. Only Chuck Norris was left. But he committed suicide because no one in the real world would last that long without any humans. Only the egg lived on.

What Happened Next
Egg traveled across the galaxy and presumably found another world to live on. No one knows because they died.