John Smith 1885

John Smith/Jack the Ripper is the unknown killer of whores in London. He is of an unknown height,an unknown weight,and an unknown hair color. He might be some Polish dead guy,some sinister Russian dead guy,some vampire Romanian undead dead guy, or some dead drunkard. It is known he has shiny knives he uses to remove livers and stomachs for his lunch. Jack/John may have had dark glasses and a cloak so he can surprise  people   written letters as the 1885 equal of a prank caller. He enjoys killing people...He eats organs and probably is some guy dedicated with finding whores to date .John could be a midwife or an alien, or yo grandmother's daddy's aunt's niece's son in law,but let's just call him John because he probably is named John. However he could be named Montage or what have you...

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He/She/It/They/A vampire was wandering around a wall in an alley in London. Some whore complimented his suit/some Polish dead guy's tie/some Russian dead guy's belt/a Bavarian vampire's toothbrush/some alien's green skin/yo grandmother's daddy's aunt's niece's son in law's recital of Macbeth's monologue. They above mentioned whore was led to ?'s dark alley /hut/palace/castle in Bavaria/UFO and was dissected. Jack/John dumped the body in some dark alley. The police found out...They got a letter from John/Jack/Monty Boa. They got angry and started trying to find out who killed the whores. Jack/John went on dates with two whores at once, and had fun staring at their livers. Jack's legacy is that his style of murder became so outrageous that more then one member of the Blackadder family died of shock. This resulted in the lack of positive genes of a certain Blackadder who faked insanity.