French Cave Art

French Cave Art is the result of a misguided teen who lived in the ages prior to the birth of Julius Caesar. The art was discovered in the late 1980's.

Academic Interpretion
Top Left Painting: The Dire Wolf chased me around when I tried to pet it! I'm going to kill it with my bow and arrow! I'm going to kill all its pack!

Top Center Painting: The Dire Wolf bit my hand off when I tried to kill it. Ice Claw made fun of me and said he'd throw me into the tar pit if I didn't beat him at hunting.

Top Right Painting: My life sucks...I will jump to the moon and throw it to Ice Claw and kill him and kill the bloody wolf and the bloody sabertooth tiger that ate my leg up to my knee...

Left Center: The cave bear ate my other leg. The wooly rhino killed Ice Claw.