Bismark

THE RISE OF A German Statesman
Bismark, rose to power in the tradtion of Julius Caesar and is famous for creating The Infamously Great German Empire of Doom German Empire. He presauaded King Wilhem to promate him to Minster of Evil Prime Minster. of the first German Confedracy of doom the German Empire.Wilhem had been painted while wearing his royal purple pajamas.) Bismark simply proposed using the Prussian doomsday device to intimadite French Forces sent Prussian Forces to take over France. The French surrendered giving up their territory east of Paris . This incident named  to as the Franco-Prussian War was a great success with approx.345,500 French casualties,and 524 Prussian wounded. It should also be noted that the French emperor was replaced with a democracy as the French simply hated kings after their complete humilation. Another event was his victory in purging Transylviana of  vampires  necrophiles who loved to hug the dead. Bismark removed these because of the constant weeping which annoyed his ambasator

Diplomacy of Doom: Bismark's Public Life
Wilhem was pleased enough to appoint Otto " Von Doom" Von Bismark to the position of Diplomat of Doom. Shortly after using his powers of doom, Bismark resolving to end the Schwig-Holstein Crises by proposing to activate the Prussian Doomsday Device if his fellow diplomats did not agree with him practiceing the ancient German art of REALPOLIK, diplomacy with the amount of power involved.(Example: not attacking the Bavarians) Meanwhile the Bavarians' plot for removing the life substance of their enemies in this case failed, in fact Bismark's Prussian Doomsday Device(the nature of which is still not known during his lifetime )was far more powerful then theirs. The Bavarian King almost unleashed his on Bismark believing that it would render him dead, Before this event happened, Bismark made a deal with him that if they didn't unleash their Doomsday Device,he would give their scientific community a secrect vault in Berlin. The Bavarians agreed. Other deals with Bismark was telling the Austrian King a yo mama joke which completely crestfallen his pride. The result of which is that Austrians pledged their mad scientists would join the Bavarians. Annoyed by this Wilhem the IV? fired him because of " investing to much power in the paranormal" his constant use of the phrase "This empire is going down,after I die". Thus Bismark's fame only grew after the German Empire failed. Shortly after WW1,British spies realized that Bismark's SECRECT WEAPON was (drum roll)a recording of Wagner's The Flying Dutchman that lasted twenty-six hours at high volume.