Thomas Jefferson

Overview
Thomas Jefferson is an American statesman who lived in The Semi-Middle in a land filled with all manner of furry buffalo, Native Americans, fools, log cabins ,and dinosaurs wolves. He had an affair with Sally Hemings ,hence his mention of the pursuit of happiness in the Delcartion of Independence. Thomas was born about 220 years after John Smith 1602's band of settlers barely managed to curb urban growth.This was the age of heroics. His accomplishments include founding an American  poltical party, and bulit mansions namely Monticello. Thomas prior to his accent to high office doodled to legal documents claiming to be on the cutting edge of human rights.

Presidency and post-presidency
he While president ,he often bickered with a mockingbird believing it to be Alexander Hamilton his arch-rival. This effect was only added to because the mockingbird had learned to mimic Hamilton's voice. Early in his presidency ,he bought a huge chunk of land called the Louisiana Purchase.(This was due to his dream of having more then 1,772 acres of real estate.( Founding Fathers mesared success by land ownership.) Other highlights include sending in marines to beat up pirates in the eastern hemisphere(an uninetended result of John Smith 42^3.14's actions), allowing Lewis and Clark to snoop around his real estate to estimate its property value, and inventing the pocket veto when he forget that his was in his desk where he put Sally Heming's love letters natural history specimen. Later when he realized his attempt to avoid war with British people had failed due to England's desire of barrels of tea often hidden in American naval ships. Thomas possibly suffered a stroke when the news came. During retirement he stayed in an empty room talking to his mockingbird about the University of Virgina, while not playing with his grandchildren.