The Semi-Middle

The Semi Middle is now. Present. 2009. MMIX. 2553 Buhddist Calender. Burmese Calender: 1371 (Apparently they're still in the middle ages). Ethiopian: 2001/2002 (They're 8/7 years behind). Hebrews are from the future (5769-5700; I wonder if they have rocket cars yet?). Iran is still in the middle ages with their Burmese buddies (1387). Anyway, no matter where you are, you are stillin the Semi-Middle. We are less than half a billion years away from The Middle, but we're 4.54 billion years away from The Beginning and 5.46 billion years away from The End.

When Can We Get Away From The Now?
What kind of question is that?

Let Me Restate the Question...When Will It Not Be The Semi-Middle
.46 billion years.

Will I Still Be Alive?
You're really stupid. NO. Only the egg will.

Who's the Egg?
The Egg